It's more than a game, it's a duty!

It began as a realization of dawning horror at an unnamed gaming convention in 2002. Okay, it's unnamed for purposes of protecting those involved, but it rhymes with RenCon. The game we were in, quite simply, sucked. A lot. Seriously, trust us on this one - it was truly painful. As we tried to devise an excuse to leave in the midst of this debacle and get some pizza, we realized that we were in fact playing a different sort of game, one that gamers the world over are familiar with. "Lord (or Gaia, or Zeus, or Cthulu), deliver us from this horrible game!" we cried silently, but there was no response from the heavens or the deep, and so we had to take matters into our own hands. We had to escape!

Thus was born This Game Sucks, the flagship (and as of the time of this posting, only) game offering from Alleged Enterprises. In it, you will try to escape not only with your lives, but more importantly some shred of your dignity, intact. Of course, the dignity of the GM or your fellow gamers is another matter entirely.

So come, take up the mantle of gamers everywhere. Meet all your favorite old friends -

• the Unwashed Gamer
• The Gamer's Little Brother
• even the elusive Hot Gamer Chick

Work with them to not only escape the game, but to bring it down entirely in the process.