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At some point everyone has said...

Prepare to do battle with the greatest foe you have ever faced. It's more insidious than a secret agent, more cunning than a cyber-ninja and more devastating than than a three headed dragon with a hangover.
The Closet Gamer This Game Sucks places you in the battle of your life as you match wits with a bumbling GameMaster and his poorly planned plot lines. As you struggle to free yourself from the warped, twisted, and totally lame RPG you have landed in you will meet many familiar figures. Thwart the tedious ramblings of the Rules Lawyer. Berate the Closet Gamer as he is forced to make yet another excuse to his girlfriend. And find subtle cruel ways to torment the Gamer's Little Brother as you force the GM to finally give up all hope and quit the game.
Gamers Little Brother This Game Sucks can be played in about 30 minutes with absolutely no preperation time. You provide some form of tokens or counters, place the snacks at the gaming table and we will help you gleefully wile away the evening with your friends. Each game consists of 12 gamer cards, 96 effect cards, a handsome gameboard and rules.

Still not convinced? Well then check out some of our testimonials. Find out more about the characters. Get a little more background on the game or better yet just buy a copy and soon you will be as convinced as we are that This Game Sucks.

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  Description Price Quantity Actions
This Game Sucks - Our flagship product pits you against the GM in a desperate attempt to end the game before you are forced to endure even greater annoyance.  $9.00
TGS Expansion: The Wrong - Four more of your favorite gamers come to join the fun! Add in another 20 effect cards and the game just gets worse and worse - or better, depending on how you look at it.  $2.50
Boy Meets Girl: A Tragedy. All the stilted conversation and painful memories, for a lot less than a real date. Price includes standard shipping.  $9.00
Supervillain University, the cradle of evil geniuses, mad scientists and demented bastards for more than a century. Collect resources, complete a series of Secret Agendas, and - of course - screw over your so-called friends. Price includes standard  $10.00
TGS Expansion: The Convention. It's time for the annual rite of passage - a big convention! This expansion set for This Game Sucks includes 25 new effect cards. It just keeps getting worse and worse, doesn't it?  $2.50
Take advantage of our GenCon 2010 special! For a limited time only, buy This Game Sucks along with both Expansions: "The Wrong" and "The Convention" and receive free shipping!  $9.00
All prices are in US dollars

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