Here are just a few of the characters you will meet as you try to convince the GameMaster that This Game Sucks.
The Min Maxer
His second level Rogue has 423,197 hit points and while he's glad to tell you how the math adds up, the details of how all his character's various advantages could possibly fit into one background are a little hazy. Cleverly deducing that jumping from a fourth-story window will only do minor damage to his tank of a character, he gleefully rushes ahead of the group, claims the glory, and wonders why you're not having fun. If only his powers could be used for good rather than evil!
The GM's Girlfriend
She's here for moral support…well, either that or she intends to use the night's events to torture the GM for the rest of their possibly short-lived time together. Get her out of the game, and he might be so demoralized that the game comes tumbling down shortly thereafter…
The Unwashed Gamer
There's no way to be subtle about this - calling him hygiene-challenged would be a gross understatement. On the other hand, every session with this guy feels just like the third day of a convention!
